He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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