At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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