Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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