twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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