Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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