Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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