you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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