sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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