I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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