I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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