This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
do herpes really smell.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Dick very happy bro
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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