Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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