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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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