You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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