I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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