i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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