I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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