hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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