I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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