yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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