Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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