my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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