She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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