I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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