Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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