I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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