Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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