I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
A+ Viking dick
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