You surviving the open bar?
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he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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