I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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