I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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