I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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