I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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