If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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