I wannas sexs uuuuu
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
MIDGETS
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Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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