and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
