im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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