god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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