my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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