rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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