Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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