It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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