What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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