I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
You ate ashes out of my bong
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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