oh god the rape fog is back!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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