How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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