i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
