what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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