he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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