idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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