It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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