Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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