please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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