dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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