let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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