Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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