Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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